After Christmas Sale

[joe]

Greeting Botters

We're having our after Christmas 50% sale on 4" & 8" Post Holes. They come packaged in units of a dozen. These come with Dr. Crumley's detailed instructions and safety precautions such as placement.

Many customers keep a package or two behind their pickup seat. Packaged in the convenient 8mil plastic sacks for immediate use. They also work on hard Ice as well as sun baked hard rock.

Please keep in mind, once down they are perminent, so don't get caught short. Two post holes placed on top of each other, doubles the depth.

We may be posting, in the future, letters from our very satisfied customers. Lots of them too.

4" $15.00
8" $22.00

$28.00 Dr. Crumleys Rootin Tootin Snake Oil Mask 8 Oz. (Cheeep)

Don't be mislead by Cheap import models. Buy the real thing. NOW, Limited Offer! Don't delay.

Joe

Please Vote

[myxpykalix]

And as a added bonus, if you order in the next 10 minutes he will throw in a handy "can of sparks".

[bleeth]

I believe there is a possibility that Joe (and others) has been experiencing a bit too much of the Oklahoma winter. So in the spirit of friendship I would like to offer a 12 ounce can of Fresh Florida Sunshine for the special introductory price of $6.50 each or two for $15.00. Just send your checks made out to "ABC Handlebars for Holidays" and you will recieve your can along with a certificate of authenticity and appreciation on behalf of a grateful kid.

[pfulghum]

OK...I'll jump in.

#1 Grade Real Idaho Spuds (potatoes for you foreigners). Each spud wieghs in excess of 16 oz. Great bakers.

2009 Price reduction... $5 / Ea. 20% discount on 100 or more.

Optionls available...

Dr. Crumley's Magic Beads - $ 7 / ea.
Dr. Crumley's Magic Gold Paint - $ 6 / Ea.
Dr. Crumley's Rootin' Tootin' Snake Oil Preserved - $ 6 / ea.
Dr. Crumley's Scupt Neuvau - $7 / ea.

Minimum quantity 20.
Comes in a printed and tied plastic bag.

-- Pat

[joe]

Yes, thanks fellows for your encouragement.

Here's a satisfied customers testemonial.

"Thank you Joe for the sack of Post Holes. I needed a very deep set of holes for a ground large sign. I placed three Holes on top of each other, to get the extra depth, and the boom truck droped to sign right in place. I was dreading the process but now it's a sinch. I sat in my truck with an Ipod, texting, while the sign goons did the hard work."

"Please send me another set right away."

Alfred A. Jack.

For those interested, we are now offering Franchises. Our first one went to a very happy customer Gary Beckwith. He threw away his post hole diggers.

Joe

Politician need not order. For fear of what they may do with our money.

[chodges]

What a coincidence!

We have a line of products that might compliment yours really well ...

Bridles for Nightmares
Knat's Knees
Lumber Stretchers
Imitation Belly Button Lint

We stand behind all our products except our manure spreaders.

Maybe we should put out a catalog together!

[burchbot]

Hi
What am I doing wrong? I can’t get your holes to stick on vertical surfaces.( See picture ) Is there a special glue I need to buy? Oh yes your holes are very hard to see in low light situations. Nobody answers the phone when I call the help hotline. I work mostly at night and weekends.
I almost forgot I could use some bigger holes because I have some bigger jobs coming up
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[joewino]

Haven't been taking your medication lately, huh, Joe?

[garyb]

Ah yes we were very pleased with our hole franchise until we over purchased on the inpending rush of sales.
Due to limited storage space we stacked our holes one on top of the other, we are now under investigation for allowing ileagal aliens access through our holes.

One hole franchise for sale at just a drop in the bucket....

[rcnewcomb]

I started out with nothing, but thanks to these holes I've now got twice as much!

[joe]

I'm sorry to announce we're temporairly sold out of both 4"& 8" Post Holes. One customer bought the whole lot.

Production is slow due to a shortage of metior grinding but have plenty of the rare Nucleac Darian Gap Acid on hand. Our crew at the secret Roswell, NM location has their nose to the ground in search for metiors. So hold on to your back breaking Posthole diggers for the time being.

I'll post again when we have a larger stock.

Joe

[burchbot]

Ebay has them
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[butch]

WARNING!!!
I have a complaint. I believe I got some of these "Great deal post holes". These post holes need to be colored or have a better design for the carrier, as I can't find them once I got out to the pasture to install them. I put all my tools in my fencing tool box (5 gallon buckets that I also use to carry water and feed when not fencing) I got out to the pasture to install and ended up digging all the holes with a dull post hole digger I found in the weeds by some broken posts and old bones and my missing brothers hat. But now my feed buckets leak. You should tell people that these post holes also work as bucket holes and not to carry them in the buckets if you don't want them to leak.
I am sending two tons of post holes back please send me cash.
I have a box of data bits for sale "CHEAP!" Assemby is required before using these bits and I just don't have time so I am selling for half the price I paid until they are gone. And I also sell teams of gophers trained to dig holes. I charge a lot extra to train them to dig in a straight line.

Butch

[myxpykalix]

TESTIMONIAL- I have to say that Mr. Crumleys post holes have been a unprecidented success for the purposes I used them for.

We were having problems with a certain critter on our land so my grandchildren and I took a load of Mr. Crumleys post holes out to the field and strategically placed them approx. 100 feet apart.
We waited till dark and took our buckets and sticks out to the field and proceeded to make as much noise as possible and wouldn't you know it, the critters that heretofore have gone unseen by us ran as fast as they could to the seeming safety of the posthole dropping in to never to be seen again....All I can say is good riddance to all those SNIPE's!
Thank you Dr. Crumley!

[jerry_stanek]

I have one caution for those that want to carry the holes any distance. Do not put them in a backpack as they will turn your pack into something that resembles Swiss Cheese.

[burchbot]

Hi all
Problem is solved Dr. Crumleys Rootin Tootin Snake Oil Mask works as a glue. Plus the holes are removable. The hole does lose a bit of its diameter every time you remove it. So I still consider holes to be a consumable item.

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[carlosgmarroquin]

It's incredible how we all think alike when is time to sell fine products. I've considering some time now selling free disk space I over the Internet. You can download directly from my website.

It comes in chunks of 5GB at $1.00 each.

General conditions:
1. Once you have downloaded the free space you can't resell, lend or reinstall in other computer.
2. Each chunk comes with a serial number so I can trace any wrong use of the free space.
3. There is no money back warranty on the product.